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How are you Joe the Plumber? Tell us in 30 seconds...
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It's simple ... make an ad telling us why you are "Joe the Plumber" in 30 seconds and your video could end up on the air as a TV ad. Share your story of living the American Dream, working hard, or owning a small business to tell America why you're standing with John McCain and Sarah Palin.
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How are You Joe the P? Script Synopsis.
Stock footage (wide screen) of fields of waving wheat, golden lit by the sun.
NARRATOR:
This is a land of opportunity [shot of hard hatted white guy driving home to his gigantic suburban sub-division, presumably after a hard day...]. A land of faith [reduced speed footage -- mother and daughter walking hand in hand into an 18th century style wooden church... make sure there's a white picket fence]. A land of freedom [voters in line at polling booths, ecstatic crowds at baseball games, F-22 Raptors breaking formation]
But Barack Obama's tax plan would take away your freedom by taking more of your hard earned dollars for his tax and spend liberal programs. [find an ugly Obama still...be sure to darken. words scroll on screen bottom as image drifts]
Senator Obama says that he wants to "spread the wealth around". What do you say?
[Fade to our 'Joe'. It's night. Joe's wearing a black rubber long coat and welder's goggles. He's standing in front of a neon lit warehouse with the number, "51" in giant red letters on one door]
JOE:
I started with nothing. Only a circuit board, some radium and a dream.
Under Obama's tax plan, my goal of building a race of irradiated super mice that explode with an approximate yield of .5 kilotons when in contact with targeted DNA would have to be trashed. Trashed! [shot of Joe slamming a fist into the palm of his hand] And all to help welfare moms buy Cadillacs and, maybe, eat from time to time.
Thanks but no thanks Senator Obama! Me and AlgerNoN [close up of downtrodden looking mouse...maybe glowing] say yes to McCain/Palin! Long live Emperor Angry and Lady Sauron! [maybe edit last statement out]
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