http://www.theonion.com/content//node/85698?utm_source=embedded_video_2
"Grizzled, ornery" 3rd party candidate threatens McCain.
Good Christ is this some funny shite.... It's the ultimate low-brow hick, on stage with a shotgun, ranting about how he'd kick everyone's ass, spitting, cursing, using words like "dag-nabbit," his health care plan would be a flask of whiskey and needle and thread for everyone, would replace Congress with a horse that stamps once for "yes," twice for "no," etc.
-B.