[lbo-talk] Ask Henry to Buy Your Shit Pile!

[Maryellen Kurkulos]

from BuyMyShitPile dot com:
With our economy in crisis, the US Government is scrambling to rescue  
our banks by purchasing their "distressed assets", i.e., assets that  
no one else wants to buy from them. We figured that instead of  
protesting this plan, we'd give regular Americans the same  
opportunity to sell their bad assets to the government. We need your  
help and you need the Government's help!

Use the form below to submit bad assets you'd like the government to  
take off your hands. And remember, when estimating the value of your  
1997 limited edition Hanson single CD "MMMbop", it's not what you can  
sell these items for that matters, it's what you think they are  
worth. The fact that you think they are worth more than anyone will  
buy them for is what makes them bad assets.