Did you ever read Mark Twain's The Diary of Adam and Eve? It kind of reads a bit like this.
--- On Mon, 8/31/09, Dwayne Monroe <dwayne.monroe at gmail.com> wrote:
> From: Dwayne Monroe <dwayne.monroe at gmail.com>
> Subject: [lbo-talk] A Report on the Conditions of Sol 3 From Birth Canal Traveller 6.x Billion
> To: "LBO TALK" <lbo-talk at lbo-talk.org>
> Date: Monday, August 31, 2009, 8:54 PM
> Day 1:
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> Entrance into atmospheric medium relatively uneventful.
>
> Mother (previously designated as "host') experienced
> discomfort during
> the process but this was somewhat assuaged by the use of
> neuro-response suppressants (verify chemical composition
> later) and
> emotional pair bonding with the father (previously
> designated
> "fertilizer").
>