It's true! I confess!
The US government has long been terrified by the subversive activities of retired Marxist Milton scholars, whose incisive critiques of things that happened 50 years ago threaten to bring the totally extramoral "horror" of capitalism-imperialism to its knees. The US government is teetering on the brink. Desperate to do anything to avert this, they outsourced to foreign countries and found people in Russia who were willing to assert that most Americans look down on prostitutes!