> # "Ok, you've got a PhD from Stanford. Great.
> # Just don't touch anything!"
Too late, Gordon Freeman (PhD from MIT) slotted the dangerous alien crystal comprised of Hb^2-CdS^3 (housing bubble squared times credit derivative swaps cubed) into the heart of the US credit infrastructure.
Fortunately, President Obamachev assures us all is well, and Treasury containment agents are rectifying the situation.
-- DRR