Yes. I demand quantification of my diet! I just made refried beans for an egg-bean-cheese breakfast taco. What does that say about my politics? I made it myself: liberal or conservative? Refrieds are Mexican-peasant food: conservative because they are a dish of real folx, liberal because they are exotic, or revolutionary because I'm slumming it with the proletariat? Further complicated by the fact that they were black beans, a step up on the culinary chain, and I used olive oil, not bacon fat, to cook them; definitely an effete liberal. But I ate them with low-scale tortillas and salsa, so that makes me more ordinary, so conservative. On the other hand, the breakfast taco is the national dish of Austin, a bastion of liberalism. I'm so confused.