>And what, pray tell, was the Oswald assassination?
A murder. We have a lot of them here.
p.s. re: "pray tell"
Main Entry: smarmy Function: adjective Inflected Form(s): smarm·i·er; smarm·i·est Etymology: smarm to gush, slobber Date: 1924
1 : revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness <a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction New Yorker>