[lbo-talk] Synaesthesiac's judgement on UK election addresses

JAMES Heartfield heartfield at blueyonder.co.uk
Thu Apr 22 06:58:41 PDT 2010


Think Clegg, taste Spangles

*James Wannerton, 51, is president of the UK Synaesthesia Association. He experiences words as tastes and textures, a neurological condition known as lexical-gustatory synaesthesia.*

*Gordon Brown's* name tastes horrible, and his flavour was nasty – like soil mixed with Marmite. That said, he was good on education, when he tasted of peaches, sliced potato and bacon.

*Nick Clegg* tastes of a pickled onion yet he kept turning soft, mushy and warm. Immigration was good for him. His speech reminded me of sweets I had as a kid – fruit pastilles, Spangles and liquorice. *David Cameron's* flavour was best. He gave me a taste of ink, which I find comforting. His name tastes of macaroons, but he said sorry so frequently it covered the macaroons with condensed milk.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/apr/16/leaders-debate-on-telly



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