This use of "fail," please, can we send it on vacation?
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Ha! If that's enough to get your goat, just wait until Ivan's old enough to repeat whatever stupid crap kids are saying in a few years, ad infinitum. (I promise you, it won't be as cute as him calling things "cool" now.)
-- "Hige sceal þe heardra, heorte þe cenre, mod sceal þe mare, þe ure mægen lytlað."