>>This nonsense always really rally pisses me off royally. Such
>>thickheaded nincmpoopery.
Carrol have you ever seen the Shakespearean Insults Generators? Thanks for reminding me of them. I haven't been there in a while. I think you'd like them.
You get stuff like:
Thou slanderous elf-skinned vassal!
Thou warped common-kissing filthy rogue!
Thou puny guts-griping whey-face!
There's more than one to choose from now:
http://www.william-shakespeare.org.uk/a2-shakespeare-insult-generator.htm
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html
And the original labor intensive model:
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html