> Decades ago, Christopher Hitchens, back when he was good, wrote a great
> lampoon of Paul Johnson. Unfortunately I can't find it online. The part I
> remember reports Johnson leaving a restaurant in a huff over some derisive
> remark, saying "That's it, I'm going to my club." His wife, chasing after
> him, says "But dear, you don't have a club!"
Haha. This isn't the one you're talking about, but he had another go at the guy in Salon in 1998: http://www.salon.com/media/1998/05/28media.html