[lbo-talk] Joke circulating in the hinterlands of America herself....

Mike Ballard swillsqueal at yahoo.com.au
Wed Sep 22 09:00:17 PDT 2010


Hi LOBsters,

Portrait of an emerging Tea Party consensus?

Mike B)

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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common sense. Mr Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic shenanigins.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as fairness and truth. Common sense lived by simple , sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (parents, not children are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well meaning but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harrassment for kissing a classmate on the cheek, teens suspended from school for using a mouthmash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding a unruly student, only worsened his condition. Mr. Senses health declined even further when schools were required were get parental consent to administer asprin to a student but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally , Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than the victims. Common Sense could not go on when the leaders passed an important 2,000-page health care bill without knowing what was in it. The Speaker of the house informed the public that the contents of the bill would be known after the bill was passed. And in another instance those very same leaders gave a standing ovation to a foreign president after he objected to one of the united states enforcing federal law. And with his final breath, Common Sense asked why half the citizens of the United States do not pay ANY income taxes while the other half pays it all.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion, his daughter, Responsibility and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers, My Rights and Ima Whiner. Sadly not too many people attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. *********************************************************************** "The mode of production in which the product takes the form of a commodity, or is produced directly for exchange, is the most general and most embryonic form of bourgeois production." http://wobblytimes.blogspot.com/



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