Those godless Communists want to drape our <> pianos <> with naked men!
well, that would be a real selling point, no? Kinda like the way my mother sends me email "advertising" a blanket to keep me warm this winter, only it turns out to be naked people posed in ways that make them look like blankets to keep me warm.
A chicken in every pot, a piano in every sitting room, a naked person draped over it!