> This cracked me up. From a story that starts off about Winona Ryder,
> who ten years ago was arrested for grand theft shoplifting, but is
> even more about a sweater she stole:
>
> http://www.theawl.com/2011/12/winona-ryders-forever-sweater
>
>
> [...]
>
> I called the LA Saks Fifth Avenue the other day. Just to see if they
> had any. After all, what did it mean to not be able to afford
> something? I mean, I do have $700 dollars. So I could afford a
> thermal. Sure, it would be idiotic of me to buy one, but I’d been
> wasting money on stupid things for years, and really, why should I
> stop now?
>
> “Saks Beverly Hills, can I help you?”
>
> “The Marc Jacobs boutique, please.”
Ha. "Less Marc Jacobs, More Jane Jacobs!", as New Yorkers say.
Thanks, this cracked me up too. I love the author, Sarah Miller. She wrote the fucking funniest thing once: http://www.theawl.com/2011/06/why-emma-watson-really-left-brown
SA