Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay Children would be kept in hospital until toilet trained Natural childbirth would become obsolete All methods of birth control would be 100 per cent effective Men would be eager to talk about commitment There would be a cure for stretch marks They'd serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes Men wouldn't think twins were so cute Sons would have to be home from dates by 10 p.m.