Oprah went into a boutique in Switzerland and asked to see a $38,000 handbag. The sales clerk declined saying that it was unlikely she could afford it and pointed her to more affordable bags. Which in that store would be what, the 10.99 special?
So Oprah left and went to the media with the story. Racism! she cried.
My efforts at sympathy caused all brain synapses to short circuit and I found myself unable.
Joanna