Donald Trumpe-l'oeil; "A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing" (Macbeth)
Hillary (née Rodham) Clinton; "a scurvy politician" (King Lear)
Dr. Jill Stein; "a pox on both your Houses" (Romeo and Juliet)
Bernie Sanders; "ambition should be made of sterner stuff" (Julius Caesar)
Marco Rubio: "A fool! A motley fool!" (As You Like It)
Ted Cruz; "stand up for bastards!" (King Lear)
John Kasich; "nothing can be made out of nothing" (King Lear)
Dr. Ben Carson; "honor is not a surgeon" (one of the Falstaff plays)
last, and by far least,
Lyndon (aka Lin Marcus) Larouche; "there are things in heaven and earth undreamt of in your philosophy" (Hamlet)
Shane Mage
"L'après-vie, c'est une auberge espagnole. L'on n'y trouve que ce qu'on a apporté."
Bardo Thodol