History is being made. We are about to read all, all, all about the most well-advertised, well-documented, well-publicized fuck in the entire history of the human race. A hundred years from now, schoolchildren will learn at their grandparent's knees each and every one of the details about William Jefferson Clinton's legendary dick.
I saw the news on a financial channel on TV at lunch today; they showed us a woman reporter telling us details - unbelievably detailed details, too - that had been illegally leaked to her. (The broadcast was before 4:00 PM today.) Wow, that woman was all hotted up, like she'd just read a whole stack of Harlequins. Boy oh boy, is her husband in for a good time tonight! It was all the moderator could do to hold her back from ripping her bodice asunder right there in the studio.
Nine months from today I predict there will be a sudden demographic boom, a statistical burst of childbirth. The parents should name all the kids "William" if they are boys, and "Monica" if they're little girls.
Yours WDK - WKiernan at concentric.net