post 1/21 investing tip (for jordan)

t byfield tbyfield at panix.com
Mon Dec 27 20:48:55 PST 1999


Forwarded-by: 0xdeadbeef at substance.abuse.blackdown.org Forwarded-by: Nev Dull <nev at bostic.com> Forwarded-by: "rob" <rob at plan9.bell-labs.com>


>From The Psychic Investor, by Marcus Goodwin, published in December by
Adams Media Corporation

There is no greater moment of psychological importance to a human being than the orgasm. Sex magick employs the power and hypersensitivity of the orgasm for the purpose of directing energy towards a target. In this case, our target is your stock pick. This will be the most powerful form of magick you will use, and after the good folks at the New York Stock Exchange realize how effective it is, they may elect to add a suite of private rooms to the Exchange.

Sex magick is a team effort, so you'll need a partner. Pick a partner who has a mutual interest in seeing the stock go up. The spell is enhanced if both parties share the wealth.

Here are the four steps for making sex magick work for you:

1. This spell should be cast after dark and in the absence of all artificial illumination other than one white candle. Carve a stock's ticker symbol into the side of the candle. Sit quietly for a moment with your partner, light the carved candle, and focus all of your attention on the stock in question. Chant the ticker symbol aloud three times and express your desires to the good spirits regarding the stock. Say aloud three times, "I want [stock symbol] to go up." Allow your partner to join in the chant.

2. Stand face-to-face and slowly remove your clothes. Take your time. Gently stroke, kiss, and caress each other to bring on sexual arousal. Allow the energy in the room to build. Allow your mind to drift from the stock in question to each other, enjoying the *sex* of the moment. When you are both fully aroused, sex should begin, face-to-face, with the man seated in a comfortable position and the woman seated on top of him. Both parties should refrain from orgasm as long as possible. The longer you can hold off the orgasm, the more powerful the spell will be.

3. Now here's the tricky part. you must bring your attention back to the stock. Repeat the stock symbol aloud three times and begin to rock back and forth. Take your time and get a good visual picture of where you would like to see this stock go. Continue to repeat the phrase, "I want [symbol] to go up. I want [symbol] to go up." Allow the energy to build. Meditate on the company. Reflect on all you have learned about the company. Envision the stock price going up $1; now it is moving up $5; now it is doubling, tripling, quadrupling. Continue to rock back and forth as you both move closer to orgasm. See in your mind's eye the stock price soaring. Witness the stock climbing higher, higher, and even higher. When both of you can hold out no longer, orgasm and feel the power being released.

4. Relax, and thank your partner for a job well done. Share your profits.

----- Backwarded



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