> . . .
> Number seven
> Max lives in the beltway, but his mind is in cambridge, his
liver is in
Lagavulin, his toupee combs over, his butt shows when he bends
over, and you can comb your hair in the reflected shine on his
seat.>
I live outside of the beltway, neither my mind nor my ass have ever been in Cambridge, I don't drink, I have a very fine and original head of hair, and and and . . .
> Number six
> Why is Max so prolific a writer? He has a room full of monkeys
to type for him.>
Just fighting fire with fire. Plus they don't ask for much.
>
> Number four
> When they make a movie about Max Sawicky who will play
> his part. Al Pacino as the young Max
too short
> Kirk Douglas as the old geezer Max,
ditto
I've gotten worse.
mbs