SI Swimsuit issue: Holy Cow!

[digloria at mindspring.com]

thank you jane!!  wasn't it funny that there was very little talk of men's
bodies getting painted and  puddinged?  and when there was, it was
suggested that this would be difficult because men had that thang!  that
whosis!  that just could be disguised.  (say it buoys, really, say it!
it's okay to just come out and say "cock"  in fact, i *demand* it because
every other word is just plain  icck and childish)  tho, bill seems to
think it could be disguised 'properly,' so i'll give him credit.  "it just
ain't easy being a buoy. <sob>  don't hate me cause i've got this thang!
it's so ugly and stands at attention altogether too often"  lord, y'all
sound like my students, specifically het buoys, who tell me that the reason
why porn is about women is because women are clean and beautiful while men
are dirty and not beautiful.

greg said
> At a store near you!  What if a 13 year old
> took it to skool?

well gregg my son, who's 11, lead us on a two week search for the dang
thing prior to it's official release.  i thought i had him succesfully
convinced that they'd been sold out til they went and had an SI special the
night before offical release.  so i let him watch, but retreated to the
office and had to listen to him while he gave me blow by blows of the
events on the show.  joy!  and greg dear every 11 yr old buoy was very
nearly required by social convention to bring the dang thing to school the
next day.  what planet do you live on anyway?

kelley

"i've been distracted by sin, sometimes without a reason"