Driving

Peter Kilander peterk at enteract.com
Thu Nov 11 19:31:16 PST 1999



>ya ain't done nothin' til you've managed to feed a kid a bottle while
>driving a stick shift up a small mountain AND put on the mascara!
>
>kelley

Howabout being stuck in rush hour traffic and your car doesn't move for 15, 20, 25, etc. minutes and your mind is going numb and when you finally start moving a honkin' SUV cuts you off and you look to your right where granny is giving you the finger and your mind is growing more numb and you look in the rearview mirror to see the fella behind you engaged in serious road rage, swearing and generally losing his tacos, and your mind grows more numb and your facial expression resembles Homer Simpson's when his eyes go off in slightly different directions and you enter a sorta zen-like trance and then you realize you're parked in front of your apartment building and you have no recollection of the past hour?

By the way, what does ROTFL mean? And has anyone heard of the phrase "green ink on the envelope"? Thanks.



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