Puts me in mind of the Saki story about the liberal parents, who, despairing of their children's violent toys resolved to buy them worthy ones. Imagine their horror when they found them playing 'kidnap the Lord Mayor' with the District Nurse leading the criminal gang.
The other day my three year-old nephew clobbered me in a playstation kick-boxing game: we had both chosen the guise of sexy Asian bombshells to kick and punch clots of blood out of each other. Sick or what? -- Jim heartfield