I heard that they've decided to cut a deal, Shrubya and Borehead. Shrubya's going to take office in January and Borehead is going to be appointed Ambassador to Chad. Then, in an effort to become a more racially conscious republican party, Shrubya's going to do a rap updated version of Sam Cooke's "Wonderful World
An advance copy of the initial lyrics revealed the following:
Don't know much about history Don't know much foreign policy Don't remember how I got through school I'm sure I didn't break the rules But what's it matter 'cause my granny says "Boy, if you want to you can be the prez And what a wonderful world this will be"
Don't know much about the women's vote Don't know much about the bill I wrote Don't know much about the foreign vets I've never voted for 'em yet But I do know if your dad tries hard He can get you in the National Guard And what a wonderful place that can be
Now I never claimed to be an A student But what's wrong with C's? And maybe by knowing the names of my cabinet I can win their love for me ...
Don't know much about air pollution Don't know much about the constitution Don't know much about th' economy It never much affected me But there's one thing that I know for sure If the rich stay rich and the poor stay poor What a wonderful world this will be
Don't know much about the national debt I've never had to pay one yet If we need to we can sell the States To the Japanese at discount rates But I do know if things get bad Dick and I can always call my dad And what a wonderful world this will be.
kelley