This looks like the text of a novelty 45 I heard in the early 70's.
On Mon, 14 Feb 2000, Wojtek Sokolowski wrote:
> Hey, all you conspiracy theory buffs out there, here is some food for
> thought...
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> - wojtek
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> Something to make you say hmmmm....
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> Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
> John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
> Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
> John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
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> The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
> Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
> Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
> Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
> Both Presidents were shot in the head.
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> Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
> Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
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> Both were assassinated by Southerners.
> Both were succeeded by Southerners.
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> Both successors were named Johnson.
> Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
> Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
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> John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
> Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
> Both assassins were known by their three names.
> Both names are comprised of fifteen letters.
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> Lincoln was shot at the theatre named Kennedy.
> Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln".
> Booth ran from the theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
> Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
> Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
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> And here's the kicker....
> A week before Lincoln was shot; he was in Monroe, Maryland.
> A week before Kennedy was shot; he was with Marilyn Monroe
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Joseph Noonan jfn1 at msc.com