So how about planning to lay a few trip wires?
And then *not* forget all about it?
BTW, in connection with the need for a retirement resort for people like Pinochet and Kohl, I see poor Bettino Craxi has just had to pass away in Tunisia. Having been accepted as a Socialist that the Christian Democrats, could, shall we say, do business with, it was cruel that he got effectively banished, wasn't it?
I suppose there are more casinos in Tunisia than in St Helena.
from the BBC tonight:-
Fugitive Italian former prime minister Bettino Craxi
has died in Tunisia, aged 65.
...
Illegal financing
But he fell from grace suddenly and dramatically
during the huge "Tangentopoli" (Bribesville) scandal
which began in February 1992 when an associate
was caught taking a bribe.
The ensuing corruption scandals brought down
Italy's political old guard in the early 1990s.
Magistrates probed allegations that he had taken
millions of dollars in bribes from businessmen.
Support for the Socialists, once the nation's
third-largest party with up to 15% of the vote in the
late 1980s, fell away and the party later disbanded.
Mired in scandal, Mr Craxi was forced to resign as
head of the Socialist Party he dominated for 17
years.
...
After fleeing to Tunisia, Mr Craxi was tried in
absentia and twice convicted by Italian courts,
receiving a total of 27 years in prison, of which nine
years and eight months were upheld by appeal
courts.
In the first case, he was
sentenced to five and a
half years in jail in a
scandal over bribes paid
by insurance company
SAI to win an insurance
contract from state
energy group ENI.
The second case, in
which he was alleged to
have taken bribes for
himself and the Socialists
in exchange for
supporting firms' bids to build the Milan metro,
ultimately won Mr Craxi a four-year jail sentence
after crawling its way through the legal system.
He was declared an official fugitive from justice in
July 1995.
...
The Italian senate and
chamber of deputies,
upon hearing the news of
Mr Craxi's death,
immediately suspended its
session for 10 minutes.
Chief Vatican spokesman
Joaquin Navarro-Valls
said Pope John Paul II
had heard of Mr Craxi's
death and was praying for
him and his family.