>> We Need These New Words
>>
>> Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
>> recipient, who doesn't get it.
>>
>>
>> Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
>>
>> Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
>> obtaining sex.
>>
>> Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
>>
>> Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
>>
>> Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off these
>> really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and
>> it's like a serious bummer.
>>
>> Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
>> they come at you rapidly.
>>
>> Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which
>> lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.
>>
>
>* Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
>* Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
>* Glibido: All talk and no action.
>* Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.