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So the first ever "FC Honorary Fuck" award for excellence goes to... drum roll please..... DiarrheaSolutions.com! Yeah! Let's chat about diarrhea! The site hasn't even launched yet, but you have to give credit to ideas like this -- for without them there would be no FuckedCompany.com. Check it out: http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/000705/ca_shaman_.html
A tiny sample of today's featured fucks:
Chairman loans himself 3.5 million Apparently the Chairman of LaborReady.com borrowed 3.5 million and explained in an email (which is available on FuckedCompany.com, of course) that he was misunderstood -- he did it for the team! Wow. Company: LaborReady.com Points: 145
WCN soon to shut doors This network was created to save women money by researching the products and services to offer best values. Rumor has it that the doors will close by the end of July unless another sucker with moolah can be found. 25+ innocent slaves looking for work. Shame. Company: WomensConsumerNet.com Points: 185
Weirdness at NetCompliance Rumor has it that NetCompliance.com laid off its entire technical division today. Yeah! This, just a few weeks after the announcement of a "100 million dollar" contract. Super! Turns out they had almost no booked sales in any category over the last year, save for one water-hauling truck that they purchased and resold at a loss in an attempt to show some sales activity. Super duper! Company: NetCompliance.com Points: 140
Raises $50 million and closes shop in Salt Lake Much fanfare about test marketing in Salt Lake City (CEO is well connected to Latter Day Saints -- nudge nudge wink wink). Rumor has it they went live with 6 sales representatives in Salt Lake City but seems to have abandoned local merhcants and shut down. Perhaps the new hires were sent on a "mission" elsewhere... Company: PointServe.com Points: 135
Lots more on the site: http://www.fuckedcompany.com
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rock on.
- pud
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