I'm glad someone corrected the spelling of JKG. Met him once, man is he tall!
From an interview with Eminem on a always hilarious website satirizing fundies, that Christopher Dykema just sent me.
http://www.bettybowers.com/eminem.html
>...Eminem: Killing? Everyone is riding me about violence. Look, Saving
Private Ryan was probably the illest, sickest movie I've ever watched, and I
didn't see anybody criticizing that one for violence.
Betty Bowers: That killing was done for God, dear. Indeed, the bullets our
boys fired were from God in Heaven. The German bullets were coming, of
course, straight from Satan. And the French . . . well, there were no French
bullets were there? But I'm always grateful the French are cowards every
time I wander among the unblemished buildings of Paris. Anyway, everyone
America kills either has crude morals or crude oil. And all American war
efforts are for the glory of God.
Eminem: Yeah, like carpet-bombing civilians in Dresden just cause we were
p-ssed off at the end of World War Two? How is that different than a punk
f-cked over and p-ssed just taking a semi to some f-cking fools at a
shopping mall?
Betty Bowers: Because those deaths are not paid for by tax dollars, dear.
Anyway, let's get back to your purported religious conversion. What led you
to Jesus? My website?
Eminem: No. (laughs) You see, Reverend Louis Sheldon from Traditional Values
Coalition called me on the cell and told me that if I became a Bible
worshipper it would help me out a lot with the press. See?
Betty Bowers: By accepting Jesus Christ as your Personal Savior?
Eminem: No. Follow me, b-tch...
Michael Pugliese