George W. Bush and Bill Clinton met for the transition meeting at the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, George W. asked Bill Clinton if he could use the personal Oval Office bathroom. Well, Mr. Bush heads into the bathroom and is astonished to see that the President has a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George W. told his wife about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "now that I am President, I'll get to use the gold urinal!"
Later, when Mrs. Bush had lunch with Hillary she told Hillary how impressed George W. had been with his discovery that the President has a golden urinal.
Later in the evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone.