Missing In Action

[Gordon Fitch]

Max Sawicky wrote:
> > My own Washington sources tell me there are guys over
> > there whom neither side has an interest in removing,
> > because "they're not in good shape."

Dennis Robert Redmond:
> Some of them, though, are shipped out to Paul Allen's secret underground
> lab, and end up as point guards for the Portland Trailblazers (gasp...
> choke... shudder). Colonel Kurtz... Bob Whitsitt... the parallels
> are shocking.

I can see that holding the line on this one is really,
really important.  Otherwise I'd note that, with 500,000 or
so Americans having gone through Vietnam, one might expect
to find a few left in the woods just by a process of pure
osmosis.  But -- it just can't be so, eh?