----- Original Message ----- From: "Kevin Robert Dean" <qualiall_2 at yahoo.com> To: <lbo-talk at lists.panix.com> Sent: Thursday, May 17, 2001 11:13 AM Subject: Operation Bushwack
> Ha! From Weekly World News
>
> DEMOCRATS PLANT SEXY INTERN TO SEDUCE BUSH
> - but he gives her the boot!
>
>
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/conspiracies_story.cfm?instanceid=11
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> - By MICHAEL CHIRON
>
> WASHINGTON - White House security personnel have
> reportedly booted a young female intern off the staff
> after discovering she was a mole planted by the
> Democrats - on a mission to seduce President George W.
> Bush!
>
> While the mystery woman's name has not been revealed
> and the strange incident has been hushed up,
> administration sources claim that sneaky Democrats
> cooked up the botched scheme, hoping to create a
> Monica Lewinsky-type scandal and unseat Bush.
>
> "The infiltrator was unmasked within six weeks after
> Inauguration Day," said a high-level Republican Party
> source. "Because of the swift actions taken by the
> White House staff, this individual never had an
> opportunity to spend any time alone with the
> President."
>
> Sources say that the mole brought suspicion upon
> herself from the first day.
>
> "She was very flirtatious, always flashing a lot of
> cleavage and thigh," said a White House insider. "Her
> politics also didn't seem to match what she had
> written in her application. She once called Rush
> Limbaugh, who's a conservative icon, 'an idiot.' "
>
> But the straw that broke the camel's back came when
> the attractive intern confided to a White House worker
> that she was planning to quit "as soon as I earn my
> presidential kneepads" -- a phrase coined by former
> Clinton galpal Monica Lewinsky.
>
> The concerned worker reported the incident to
> superiors, who responded quickly.
>
> Grilled by security personnel, the intern reportedly
> confessed that she had been sent to "boink" the
> President by Democratic operatives, who dubbed the
> mission Operation Bushwhack. But she couldn't or
> wouldn't name the people who put her up to it.
>
> The Republican Party source says that even if the
> planted intern had been able to get President Bush
> alone, he would never have succumbed to her advances.
>
> "Unlike his predecessor, President Bush is a person of
> high moral caliber and deeply committed to his
> marriage," the source said. "Also, his personal
> relationship with Jesus Christ is incredibly important
> to him. This kind of ploy would never have worked."
>
> The White House has issued no official comment on the
> alleged mole operation. But many Republicans on
> Capitol Hill are outraged at the below-the-belt
> tactics.
>
> "The Democrats talk about bipartisanship, then we find
> out they're resorting to this kind of outrageous dirty
> trick," said a GOP leader who asked that his name not
> be used.
>
> Democrats deny any involvement in the plot and say
> they are "offended" that anyone would even think they
> might have had something to do with planting the
> intern.
>
> "Sounds like a troubled girl, acting on her own," said
> a Democratic strategist. "It's sad that there's such
> suspicion in Washington."
>
>
>
> Published on: April 13, 2001
>
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