Now, tell me, super-mom, what would you do in such a situation...
Wojtek Sokolowski
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Prescription. In sittings of maximal intimation and fear, deliver long, tedious, ego destroying lectures to instill humiliation and self-loathing, while debilitating physical resistance with chronic hunger, interrupted only by extreme physical exercise. Use occasional cold showers followed by an ice water enema as needed.
Leaves no marks.
Doctor, Chuck firm-but-fair Grimes
PS. The purpose of the ice water is to lower the core body temperature to simulate exposure. This results in drowsiness, lethargy, and disorientation.