You know, I tried that last year. It didn't really work. I got my first call from work 2 days later, while still heavily doped up on morphine.
To all who might be concerned about my stability, it wasn't intentional; if I'd actually thought it out, I would have certainly chosen a method which wouldn't result in everyone I know exclaiming in disbelief: "You broke your leg *skating*? I've never heard of someone breaking their leg *skating*!"
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