Dubya survives

rhisiart at earthlink.net rhisiart at earthlink.net
Sun Jan 13 21:31:13 PST 2002


i hope they check with the CIA so that they can be sure to bomb any red cross, chinese embassy, caves, atomic plant, biological weapons production facilities, school, hospital, etc., locations in pretzlistan

R

At 12:13 AM 1/14/2002 -0500, you wrote:
>U.S. president survives terrorist attack (from Dissociated Press, 13/01/02)
>
>U.S. President George "Dubya" Bush tonight was recovering from an
>assassination attempt by a terrorist Pretzel (or, as the president said,
>"Pretzelian"). Although he fell off his couch and remained unconscious
>for "several seconds" (according to occasionally reliable White House
>sources), the president was said by those sources to be recovering
>well, and was in control of the government as usual.
>
>Pentagon sources said that this outrageous attack, thought to have
>been planned by the recently disappeared Usama Bin Laden, would
>not be tolerated. Bombing of Pretzlistan was scheduled to begin as
>soon as a map could be found on which that reclusive emirate could
>be located.
>
>The White House characterized as "absurd and unfounded" assertions
>that Bush had invented the incident as a pretext to force the
>Pretzlistan government to permit construction of a beer pipeline
>through its territory and that he had previously accepted large
>campaign contributions from Pretzlian nobles. The spokesman said
>"It is well known that the prez is a putz, not a pretz." Speaking
>for Phillip Morris, brewers of Miller Highlife and other quality products,
>corporate spokesman Johnny confirmed this: "The prez is not a
>pretz. He is a born-again teetotaller, and only a putz would try
>to eat pretzels without beer."
>
>Vice-President Chaney, as usual, was in an undisclosed secure
>location and could not be reached for comment



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