>The president was trying to determine the top crime fighting agency in the
>country. He had already narrowed the field to three finalists, the CIA, the
>FBI, and the Chicago Police.
>
>The three remaining contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit
>which was released into the forest.
>
>The CIA went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout.
>They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
>extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.
>
>The FBI went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they
>burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made
>no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.
>
>The CPD went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly
>beaten bear.
>
>The bear was yelling " Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit".
>
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