80% of straight men have pretended to be gay!

[Gordon Fitch]

Catherine Driscoll:
> ... 
> Mind you, I know this girl who describes herself as a "gay-acting straight 
> girl" and not only have I wondered *how* she *acted* that, I've wondered how 
> she was sure about her reception. Maybe they thought they were acting "gay", or 
> it was just wishful thinking, or they really didn't have a clue. 

Well, I keep cats and house plants, live alone, am unfailingly
polite and helpful, talk a lot, have even shown up at the
Met very occasionally, and don't know a _thing_ about pro
ball.  'Nuff said, no?  Summary conviction in many arenas.

-- Gordon