The South Is Another Country

[/ dave /]

Justin Schwartz wrote:

  > world is "our soil." After all, we are "special," as Condi says, qnd
 > uniquely fitted to bring democracy to everywhere, even Florida. jks

And, mark my words: as the Empire consolidates and closes in on its 
goals (even as chaos, insurrection and terror mount from below), and as 
soon as Shrub is out of the picture, Condoleezza Rice will emerge as the 
GOP's shining, effervescent candidate for President of the United 
States. We've arrived at a moment in history that positively aches for 
someone with precisely her characteristics to plunge into the limelight, 
front and center. All the unrequited love for Colin Powell will be 
redirected doubly at Condi, where it will be gracefully and eloquently 
accepted, only to be transmogrified by some mysterious process into 
missile silos and wide-ranging, nuclear-powered subs. All the malice and 
resentment toward Hillary Clinton will be inverted into undying support 
for Condi. The semi-conscious genuflection on the part of the public at 
the feet of grizzled, windy, corpulent old statesmen, a paradigm already 
well on the wane that reeks of the musty past, will be put to rest once 
and for all. And it could only happen at this time and place under the 
auspices of the Republican Party - the Democrats will drool at the 
sidelines. Mark my words!

Of course, if Cheney kicks off or drops out of the picture, things could 
happen even quicker.

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/  dave  /