Well, he didn't have a car. He'd gone out with a friend. So, I drove him to my place. But, alas, on the way there, I ran over a cat. And, you guys know me and the cops. Sheesh. One was right on my tail when it happened. I pulled over. There's a senior community right near there, and the tags indicated an address in that area, though it was hard to tell because those streets are never marked properly. We finally found the owner, a 78 y.o. woman.
I felt miserable. She was crying. She'd just spent a small fortune getting the cat neutered, shots, etc. because he was a replacement for the cat she'd had for 12 years.
I felt badly, so I gave her the $50 for a new kitty.
Dumb ass sizzlean arrested her.
I crap you negative!
Kelley
She was selling pussy without a license.