> But at this point the tenant had better talk to a
> lawyer in his home state, maybe pay him money to tell
> some lies, like R and John Thornton suggest,
> preferably before a biased judge. Be sure to
> intimidate the clerk of court's personnel, like Bill
> Bartlett suggests, because that always works so well.
i'm getting a crazed euphoria over all the things i could subpeona....i could wear a neckbrace!!.....and one of those things that holds your arm straight out in the air! and hand the judge all my documents using that extended immobilized arm....for dramatic effect!!
JUDGE: [thinking to him/her self] hmmm that's avery funny joke how could a man this funny use the shower 'improperly'?...preposterous!!
as far as a lawyer goes there's 2,845 of them listed in the austin texas telephone directory and not one of them lists landlord/tenant law in their full page ads.....many of them with very unflattering photos.....wearing suspenders!!!
JUDGE: [thinking to him/her self] hmmmm what sort of jackass would hire a lawyer that wears suspenders to keep his trousers from falling down?.....i believe this man did use the shower 'improperly'!!
~M.E.
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