--- Miike Quenling Ellis <flagrant_sake at yahoo.com>
wrote:
> --- andie nachgeborenen
> <andie_nachgeborenen at yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > But at this point the tenant had better talk to a
> > lawyer in his home state, maybe pay him money to
> tell
> > some lies, like R and John Thornton suggest,
> > preferably before a biased judge. Be sure to
> > intimidate the clerk of court's personnel, like
> Bill
> > Bartlett suggests, because that always works so
> well.
>
> i'm getting a crazed euphoria over all the things i
> could subpeona....i
> could wear a neckbrace!!.....and one of those things
> that holds your arm
> straight out in the air! and hand the judge all my
> documents using that
> extended immobilized arm....for dramatic effect!!
>
> JUDGE: [thinking to him/her self] hmmm that's avery
> funny joke how could a
> man this funny use the shower
> 'improperly'?...preposterous!!
>
> as far as a lawyer goes there's 2,845 of them listed
> in the austin texas
> telephone directory and not one of them lists
> landlord/tenant law in their
> full page ads.....many of them with very
> unflattering photos.....wearing
> suspenders!!!
>
> JUDGE: [thinking to him/her self] hmmmm what sort of
> jackass would hire a
> lawyer that wears suspenders to keep his trousers
> from falling down?.....i
> believe this man did use the shower 'improperly'!!
>
> ~M.E.
>
>
>
>
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