Cheney Admits Vast Holdings in Duct Tape and Plastic Sheeting

[Steven]

Humorist Andy Borowitz takes a swipe at Cheney & Ridge.  Enjoy!

http://www.msnbc.com/news/874818.asp?0cv=KB20&cp1=1#BODY

 "If you see someone you suspect is a terrorist, sneak up behind him and
wrap him up tightly," Ridge said. "This is a simple thing each and every
one of us can do."