Self-determination - pork rinds

[Alan Jacobson]

My wife and I once tried to lure a stray Siberian Husky into our van.  The
only food we on us was pork rinds.  We presented the pork rinds to the dog,
who was living under a car in a chop shop lot, mind you. He looked at us
with an expression that only could have meant "is that the best you got?"

Alan Jacobson
Detroit