>Now the same medium features guys like Butch and Adam laboring
>intensely to look more gay. And all across America, straight guys
>will watch the show, and from their stained, sagging couches, where
>they sit in their boxers drinking Budweiser from a can, they'll see
>people's lives transformed by queerness, and they'll think, "Dude,
>maybe someday that could be me."
Wow. Sometimes I think there is hope for America.
Doug