On Wed, Jun 11, 2003 at 12:33:03PM -0400, Doug Henwood wrote:
> [Dan Savage ran a contest through his column to come up with the best
> sex-related meaning for the word "Santorum". Here's the winner.]
>
> Hey, everybody: We have a winner. Savage Love readers, by a wide margin,
> want Senator Rick Santorum's name to stand for . . . that frothy mixture
> of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex!
> It was a landslide for that frothy mixture; the runner-up, farting in
> the face of someone who's rimming you, came in a distant second. So
> congratulations to WUTSAP, who nominated that frothy mixture, and a big
> thank you to the thousands who voted.
>
> But now that the votes are all counted and a winner has been declared
> and the cheering has stopped, I see a problem. While everyone who has
> anal sex has to confront a little santorum now and again, no one likes
> to think about santorum, much less discuss it. A polite buttfucker says
> nothing about santorum to the embarrassed buttfuckee, and vice versa.
> They just get up and clean up. Since people don't discuss santorum even
> with people they've covered with santorum, getting the word into general
> use is going to be tricky. I'm willing to do my part, however: Please
> send me your santorum-related questions and/or santorum-related memories
> and I'll do a column or two on santorum. This will not only help to get
> the word out and into general use, but also help break the silence about
> santorum.
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