Noticed that Halliburton has subcontracted firefighting details to a Texas company with the unfortunate name of Boots and Coots.
What will Boots and Coots be doing in Iraq? The company's webpage advises those in need of its services to immediately call 1-800-BLOWOUT. The "1-800-BLOWOUT" number is next to a large jpeg of a portly man who looks as if he has taken one dip too many into the Pace picante jar: http://www.bncg.com/wellcontrol/IWC2.htm
Brian
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