An American soldier in a hospital explained how he was wounded: He said, "I was told that the way to tell a hostile Iraqi from a friendly Iraqi was to shout 'To hell with Saddam Hussein!' If he shoots, he's unfriendly. So I saw this Iraqi dude and yelled 'To hell with Saddam Hussein!' and he yelled back, 'To hell with George Bush!' We were shaking hands when a malfunctioning missile hit us."
-- retold by Enemy Combatant