Dear Ms. Miller,
A top secret source would like to meet with you to talk about the location of WMDs and Al Qaeda-Saddam links in Iraq. I told the source, a scientist with experience in chemical weapons, biological weapons, and nuclear weapons, and with contacts with Al Qaeda commanders that Saddam was friendly with, that you would not be interested unless he could somehow make his qualifications crystal clear to you. He responded, "Tell her I'll be wearing a baseball cap." Are you interested in this potential source for information? He also speaks fluent English with a Brooklyn accent, so you needn't bring an Arabic translator.
Stephen Philion MPLS, MN