Mildly funny. J.
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> > Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
> > Subject: Iraq perspective
> >
> > Up in Heaven, Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great and Napoleon are
> > looking down on events in Iraq. Alexander says, "Wow, if I had just one of
> > Bush's armored divisions, I would definitely have conquered India."
> > Frederick the Great states, "Surely if I only had a few squadrons of Bush's
> > air force I would have won the Seven Years War decisively in a matter of
> > weeks." There is a long pause as three continue to watch events. Then
> > Napoleon speaks, "And if I only had that Fox News, no one would have ever
> > known that I lost the Russia campaign."